i never dated a guy who didn't think he could play

He wrote a song. He believes in love. The good ones always do. It's the sweetest thing and not too shabby either. Why can't I just not know about the world and fall madly for this person? Maybe there are some times when its better to be naive.

He's so innocent for a college guy...

I feel like we're a cake mix right.

He's the vanilla.

I'm the arsenic.

the plan b pill said to the taco

For lunch I ate Taco Bell and a Plan B pill. My hair wreaks of cigarettes still. Your mom knows those people are out there, but she is SURE you're one of the good girls.

You know why nice guys finish last? It's the sex. I've never had a nice guy grab me by the throat or slam me against a wall. Don't get me wrong, I'm your average 20-something college student by day. This is why the polo shirts never work out for long though.

I'm wrong for yesterday.